honeybruh:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 

I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

Source: scienceplus2ch.com

One day Veta’s grabbing something for Fred from his room and every locker and drawer she opens is absolutely filled with knives. Not just pocket or combat knives, but also knives that are clearly alien, kitchen knives, cleavers, steak knives. The last three places they stayed complained that all of their knives went missing. Veta solved the missing knife mystery. It is her boyfriend.

veta-lopis:

It’s like the episode of Friends where Chandler and Ross stay at a hotel and steal all the “acceptable” stuff like soap and batteries out of the remote, except Fred steals all the cutlery that comes with their meals and hoards those plastic knives you get from mcdonalds