if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u
This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfying “ding!” sfx that layers on top of the music.
Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.
it’s easy to forget that thel’s “were it so easy” line, taken in context, essentially means “gods, i WISH you could blow my head off right the fuck now, but there’s shit i gotta take care of first so you cant… yet.”
“what were the circumstances of your son’s death, ma’am? well, master chief punched him in the face for snarking that it was about time he turned up, killing him instantly, and proceeded to laugh hysterically for 10 minutes until he had to take his helmet off to wipe away tears”
contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was
how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed
julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom
suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral
cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS
for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is t r u e
Time's Vengeance 