when i look for the “cream of the crop” for my Songs To Break Things To playlist, it needs to follow these guidelines:
1. sound like it may-or-may-not belong in a Doom game 2. be slow as DICKS. the lower the bpm the better. looking at you, havel, my man 3. feels like my head was just stepped on by a giant. if i can easily zone out and let my eyes unfocus, that’s how you Know. It Belongs.
i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous
like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re so bad at writing and also they released a character that suffers from Blizzard Sameface so hard that everyone thought she was a cowboy themed Mercy skin.”