team… I’m drumk..
that would explain this

archival holding point of the-quiestest-shadows, hh-stuffs, and golem-boy until further notice.
Toland: You should not have come here Guardian. Why have you entered The Sea of Screams?
Guardian: I was on my way to the kitchen to get a snack and I got lost.
Toland: You ended up in the Ascendant realm on your way to the kitchen?
Guardian: I’m not a clever man.

Human fingers can detect nano-size
objects. This means you not only
have the ability to feel a tiny bump
the size of a large molecule, but if
your finger was the size of Earth,
you could determine the difference
between a house and a car. Source
you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like aight then ¯_(ツ)_/¯
That explains the laser raptor.
Kung Fury (2015)
How can you post a gif set without a link to the movie? It’s on YouTube.
Is it supposed to be only thirty minutes long?
yes and it will be the greatest half hour of your life
One of the best movies I have ever had the pleasure of watching
This movie is like a combination of Scott Pilgrim, Tron, and Quentin Tarantino.
An unrivaled cinematic masterpiece