warframe:

got betrayed by the lotus at claire’s

was given the blueprint to a sentient-slaying greatsword at Claire’s

Eschatonal / 2012 – Flickr

can you draw dg snuggling daisy?

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

Source: unearthly-worldn

dany-where:

v1als:

fakehistory:

American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)

i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars

Source: fakehistory

Source: gemkimart

computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”