hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

klubbhead:

kfrances:

klubbhead:

If you see this in your notes you die instantly

then why aren’t you dead, fool

Buddy I’ve been dead for years

This person just killed me 3 consecutive times

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

gendergenius:

boppinrockin:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

rocketrandom66:

nextvisibledelicious:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*