chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

callmeoaksie:

My fucking favourite things in movies and comics are people in expressionless suits of armour who’s body language is juuuust noticeable enough that you can tell exactly what they’re thinking even if they say nothing.

Pick your Pokemon team in the tags!

pokeastrology:

(Try to avoid legendaries, to make it more interesting)

First Pokemon: an unpopular/overlooked Pokemon you like

Second Pokemon: a Pokemon of your least favorite type, or a type you don’t tend to like so much (dual types are fine)

Third Pokemon: a Pokemon that begins with the first letter of your first name (you can also do the first letter of your last name)

Forth Pokemon: a Pokemon of your favorite color

Fifth Pokemon: a Pokemon you like more than you used to (be it a Pokemon you used to dislike, or just one you felt neutrally about)

Sixth Pokemon: a Pokemon from your least favorite gen, or a gen you otherwise don’t like as much as the others