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when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression
so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max
concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels
Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.
Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!
Where the hell is my phone????
*shakes blankets one by one*
Thunk
There it is









