yes man cooking for the first time would either result in him the best fucking meal ever or him using random algorithms to determine what would be edible and making shit like this
no in between
yes man: you know, i might not be able to eat–but i wanted to surprise you today! i tried cooking for the first time! i analyzed the cookbooks that house had lying around and managed to make you something that you might like using all of those contents as reference, what do you think?
courier six: yes man i love you so fucking much but i dont think any human being could even attempt to consume that, would you like me to help you out?
alternate ending: courier six digs into yes man’s food and legit enjoys it because 1. they love him enough to do it and 2. the only food courier six has enjoyed up until this point is 200+ year old fancy lad snack cakes and flat nuka cola so they dont know what a wholesome meal is
PAYPAL IS TRYING TO SLIP THE RUG UNDER US. Or they may have said this and just no one read about it or noticed/knew.
OKAY SO BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR THAT AWESOME COMMISSION YOU WANT TO BUY FROM THAT AWESOME ARTIST. PLEASE STOP AND READ THIS.
Paypal changed the look of how you will fill out information and send money. Thus, you need to be super careful. Don’t go all willy nilly through and be like “Yeah yeah yeah send” you need to stop when you see this screen right away.
Before you proceed, you will first notice one major thing: your address is showing. What you need to do if you are ordering a DIGITAL WORK (aka, it is being sent to you via the interwebz) is you need to click on your address and there around be a drop down menu of 3 (or more) options:
No address needed
Your Current Address
+ Add a new shipping address
Be sure to select “No address needed”, it is very important that you do. If you leave your address in there, Paypal will assume that you are to receive a physical package. A physical package which needs proof that exists physically. Paypal will want the artist to provide shipping labels and tracking info on said package. This is bad, very, very bad. Artists can get in trouble if they cannot provide these things.
Please, if an artist asks to send you back your money so that you can send it again correctly, do not be offended. You are paying them to do your commission, how can they do your commission with no money?
Reblog this, send this around, if you want to make a proper tutorial go ahead, I hope this was clear enough as it is.
Important!!!
And in case the buyer does do this, there is a work around. All you have to do is click on the transaction and go to “edit tracking info” at the bottom.
Then go to order status and set to “Processed/Service Rendered.”
This will let paypal know that the order was a digital good, and no shipping was required.
You just have to check your incoming payments and make sure to do this if this does happen. Cause you aren’t notified otherwise. And you really only get in trouble if left unnoticed.
Reblogging again because I can’t stretch this enough!
emergencycommissions Not a commission post, but I think you may need this on the blog for people who are commissioning!
Yes, this is very important! I have a link to a post on our sidebar showing the same thing – this is why posts are tagged either ‘physical item’ or ‘digital file’
Time's Vengeance 