someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
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this pepper is way too small
can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him
because he’s a little chili
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*salesman voice* it’s a good, reliable car, but it curls into a ball when startled so watch out
You swing the door open without looking and get the lower half of your body impaled in spikes.
TIME TO DIE HISTORIC ON THE GREAT FURY ROAD
The cars are growing defences against this guy and his car slapping ways:

@gabtenma paid $20 for me to draw this so thank/blame them
@tredlocity i have no regrets
why tho









