love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged
[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger
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10 Best Halo Games
10. All
9. Halos
8. Are
7. Good
6. In
5. Their
4. Own
3. Unique
2. Ways
1. Halo 2
Geosesarma dennerle, or the purple vampire crab, is a species of small land-living crab which is found on Java, Indonesia. Described by scientists in 2015, it is already popular in the aquarium trade, in which all species of Geosesarma crabs are often called vampire crabs. (x x x x x)
Special thanks to @roksyk for showing me this species!
this was a good crab until I saw the name and now it is a great crab
@somadyoucouldbite please tell me your crabhouse looks like this lil guy
Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
That’s conk creat babey!!!!!
me: can i offer you a carrot reading?
you: uhhhhhhh……do you mean tarot?
me: *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them* no
reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags
oh god
How are you doing today, Horace?
I Wish I Was At Hombe Playing DOOM But Instead Im At Shit Elmer Cook Out
Time's Vengeance 