You have proof that the universe is a computer simulation. Instead of telling the world about your discovery, you exploit bugs in the simulation to teleport and clone yourself.

buyakasha:

star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find in your uncle’s garage. like the business calculator your mom used. like a SNES. DURABLE. no gloss.

quantumspork:

skunkbear:

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame

Source: skunkbear

dg t-posing to assert dominance

doomguy:

slime-chunks:

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

schizoauthoress:

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

doomguy:

retrospective

potoobrigham:

Toriel asks Asgore about fast food

Source: potoobrigham

honexjams:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Ok I’m gonna preface this with that I absolutely respect and care for all living things including all types of bugs

But I jsut really really hate this

The comments on this post are chaos incarnate and have been ruining my day

yall r wilin