//: rules; info

Tagging: I’ll tag what you need me to. There’s mention of suicide and such early on in the game’s canon; this is a mandatory tag. I also ask that as a partner, you tag at the minimum, intestinal gore/guro. I’m not a fan of either, and I’d prefer pleasantries to be mutual. Again, I’ll tag what needs to be tagged, but I ask you do the same in turn.

Interaction: Alcatraz is completely mute ingame. There’s some wiggle room with the suit having a sort of text-to-speech funtion, but, in the interests of keeping things pretty surface-level, I’d prefer to keep the dialogue with him to a minimum. He does have a computer-based memory, so there’s a good chance he’s picked up any earthen language/sign language you might use. There’s little he isn’t going to understand. Actions speak louder than words, with him. In any case, I write his speech in square brackets [ ] ! He can be incredibly vulgar and even a little rude, but generally he goes with the flow and does what he does–shoot squiddie–without much issue to anyone involved. Just don’t shoot him too.

Character: I’ve got the wiki page for Alcatraz’s canon character in the blog description. Aside from that, I’ll be lifting heavily from Peter Watts’ Crysis: Legion. You don’t have to read it to understand him–just know that’s where I’m coming from.

Formatting/Length: I generally do the bare minimum in formatting, so don’t feel bad if your text isn’t fancy. I come from a RP background rife in IM rooms–little or no formatting was available! As for length, it can vary a lot, from a couple sentences to full paragraphs. Don’t take it personally if I give short replies; it generally correlates with my fluctuating energy and social stamina. Feel free to handle text and length as you usually do!

Universe Friendliness: If there’s miraculously another Alcatraz out there, firstly, Hi! Secondly, you’re welcome to drop me a line. I don’t mind seeing crossovers or duplicates. AU is welcome too! In other words, hit me up regardless!

General: I don’t own Alcatraz, or Crysis. (Kinda wish I did… the fiasco with 3 wouldn’t have happened.) Owner also runs kabrox18 and the-quietest-shadows. Don’t be a jackass–respect both partners, if you want to interact w/ us. Don’t be gross.

That’s all, thanks for reading~!

On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick

sodomymcscurvylegs:

that-twink-over-there:

gingerlicious69:

trufflesmushroom:

Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.

Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.

Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.

I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.

The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.

There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.

My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.

God. I wish I was Eddie Brock now.

This is so unbelievably cursed. My eyes were desecrated when I read this. This text is unholy

satanic-canadian:

swedebeast:

sentinelviktorcullen:

lokinpaskahandu:

fel-fisk:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

obsidian-disorder:

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: 🙂

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: 🙂

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: 🙂

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: 🙂

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: 🙂
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: 🙂

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: 🙂

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: 🙂

english: no don’t

spanish

: fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: 🙂

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: 🙂

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french:
coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: 🙂

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

IT’S BACK

german: Marie’s beetle

english: ankle

japanese: 🙂

english: //lies down for an eternal sleep

japanese: foot neck

English: Dragon

Finn: 🙂

English: dear god no

Finn: salmon snake

God’s little cow

English: Nipple

Swedish: 🙂

English: What are you doing

Swedish: Chest wart

American English: cotton candy

British English: candy floss

French: DADDY’S BEARD! 😀