when i look for the “cream of the crop” for my Songs To Break Things To playlist, it needs to follow these guidelines:

1. sound like it may-or-may-not belong in a Doom game
2. be slow as DICKS. the lower the bpm the better. looking at you, havel, my man
3. feels like my head was just stepped on by a giant. if i can easily zone out and let my eyes unfocus, that’s how you Know. It Belongs.