mrs-chief:

pcklesthings:

jericho-the-princeofspace:

equivalencept:

jericho-the-princeofspace:

centurionking:

John coming up with names for Covenant species that will be used as official military designations simply because he gets sick of his squadmates giving them nicknames like “roach things” and “hinge jaws” is strangely hilarious.

Kelly: those big spiky bastards with the huge fuck-off shields.

John: …

John: “Hunters”

Fred, when Blue Team finds out Unggoy breathe methane: fart-breathers

John, louder: Grunts

Blue team seeing stills of the San’Shyuum at a briefing.

John: So these Prophets-

Linda interrupting (deadpan): “Worm-necked walnuts.”

@mrs-chief

Joshua: the hinge-heads!

John, through tears and gritted teeth: DESIGNATE “ELITES”