me: can i offer you a carrot reading?
you: uhhhhhhh……do you mean tarot?
me: *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them* no
archival holding point of the-quiestest-shadows, hh-stuffs, and golem-boy until further notice.
me: can i offer you a carrot reading?
you: uhhhhhhh……do you mean tarot?
me: *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them* no