from this ask game
it’s time for more fred because i have gotten 3 asks for him specifically and I have MANY headcanons to share
Headcanon A: realistic
Fred hates most standard rations with a burning passion and has developed a skill for cooking to make up for this
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
He really likes old Jazz music. The thought of him working out with saxophones blaring in his earbuds is hilarious, though perhaps only to me
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
He’s always had trouble shutting his brain off at bedtime, but ever since Reach he dreads lights-out because there’s nothing to distract him from the “leader of the op with the highest Spartan casualty rate” line looping endlessly in his head
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own
He is going to retire on Onyx with Blue Team and Mendez and the Ferrets, where he will help Veta fight crime in order to not become unhinged by the freedom of civilian life
FOR THE HEADCANONS A THROUGH D: fredfredfredfredfredfredfredfredfred
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