veta-lopis:

veta-lopis:

I feel like the “Spartans never die” line is one of those in-group things where if Spartans say it to each other as a joke it’s fine but if anybody else does they’re fuckin dead

kelly, about to shotgun seven redbulls so she can break the sound barrier: Spartans never die

kelly, after hearing some dumbass marine say the exact same line and having intense, vivid flashbacks to the brutal deaths of all her siblings whose death records were falsified by the government she was forced to work for in order to feed a line of propaganda to the masses that helped to directly encourage the fear and disgust the rest of the military carries for the Spartans: what the fuck did you just say

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.