One day Veta’s grabbing something for Fred from his room and every locker and drawer she opens is absolutely filled with knives. Not just pocket or combat knives, but also knives that are clearly alien, kitchen knives, cleavers, steak knives. The last three places they stayed complained that all of their knives went missing. Veta solved the missing knife mystery. It is her boyfriend.

veta-lopis:

It’s like the episode of Friends where Chandler and Ross stay at a hotel and steal all the “acceptable” stuff like soap and batteries out of the remote, except Fred steals all the cutlery that comes with their meals and hoards those plastic knives you get from mcdonalds

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