a-daks:

kananeski replied to your post: me @ everyone who puts Felix on a motorcycle in a…

Oh REALLY? do tell which ones? ❤

For Felix you want something fast, small, loud, expensive, high-maintenance, and dramatic. 

So OBVIOUSLY a Ducati. Absolute divas. 
Top of the line race bike: 1199 Panigale. Because why be anything else when you can be Extra?

HOWEVER how could anyone overlook the very aptly-named and buck naked Monster 797 or 1100:

Even comes in orange.

However, truly, at the end of the day I really think he would get the thing that would piss Locus off the most, and would 100% roll up on a fucking Vespa: