Zavala: [aggressively turning off lights] Y’ALL. DON’T. PAY. NO. BILLS. UP IN HERE. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY LIGHT ON?!
Cayde-6: Look at this beautiful squi-rrel! Kikikikikii kiki-AHHHHHH!!
Ikora: ‘You don’t need to wear makeup, bleghululu!’ Like, I don’t need to wipe my ass either but it is like a preference of mine.
Lord Shaxx: Ok, and one, two–PATRICIA. You stop dropping that ok sweetie?
The Speaker: [crawling into a dryer] I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior the Traveler and THIS is the thanks I get?
Ghaul: “How come he doesn’t wear a shirt?” “Cause it’s his fucking house, alright?” [taking off own shirt] “So it’s gonna be MY house.”
Osiris: “Are you ok?” “What is ‘ok’?” “Maybe a little rest.” “My resting heart-rate registers as a panic attack.”
Failsafe: Don’t tell your mother/Kiss one another/DIE FOR EACHOTHER
Asher Mir: Y’know the indigenous species in Io can be real aggressive eh so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them. [Honks airhorn at the Vex] GET FUCKED.
Emperor Calus: I love you, bitch! I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch!
(bonus) Saint-14: B-B-BIRD MACHINE CHECK [taps a pigeon to tweeting music]Skip Gaul ‘cause I don’t know it and can’t find it. If you do, share please?
Osiris
^^^The second one that playsThank you for taking the time to list these! Tbh I got them from vine compilations so I couldn’t find all the sources, but you can find the Ghaul one here at 4:20 (ayyyy)
Destiny 2 characters as vines
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