variks-the-warden:

spartanlocke:

The Eater of Worlds raid is 10x funnier when you realize you didn’t even go there to fix Calus’ “engine problem” or any other discernible reason you just show up at his house and start beating the shit out of his men until he’s like “Hey since you’re here you wanna kill this giant Vex Mind that’s clogging my ship?” and ur like “sure” and the only reason your dumb ass survived was because he likes you enough to save you and honestly? Doesn’t get more Destiny than that. 

every destiny raid is fueled by luck and recklessness

Vault of Glass: your ass only lives because kabr made the aegis back when he died

Crotas End: you only live because crota happened to have a sword collection (tbh id have a sword collection too if i could)

Kings Fall: you only live because oryx left his food laying around so you could throw it at him

Wrath of the Machine: you only get to the boss because the splicers left a goddamned death machine right next to the front door

Leviathan: you dont even kill calus, you kill some rats and his roomba

Eater of Worlds: “hurr good thing I love you OR YOUD BE DEAD”