nikkifromtabs:

yeeeem:

reblog to give a random dog in the world noclip

there are over five hundred million dogs in the world and this post has been reblogged scarcely twenty thousand times

fewer than 0.004% of all dogs currently have noclip mode enabled; this is grossly unacceptable and a stain on the deep and lasting friendship between primate and canine which stretches all the way back to the paleolithic

they have given us companionship and assistance for thirty thousand years, the least we can do is allow them to phase through any and all material obstacles which block their path. they must overcome spiritual obstacles on their own.

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